While having obsessive compulsive disorder can be a real drag and not be fun at all, sometimes it is helpful to find the humor in it. At times, this can be hard. So help me here as I make this list—I’d love to hear your ideas in the comments (especially since mine will be mostly contamination OCD related)!
Twenty things that could’ve been invented by someone with OCD
- Antibacterial wipes and spray: Because for real. I have used so many of these “just in case” to prevent sickness, clean up messes, sanitize my car…. etc. etc.
- Individually wrapped straws or silverware: Sometimes I go to Costco and have to get one of the not individually wrapped straws and it’s like “what?! Who could have accidentally touched this before me?”
- Wet toilet wipes (for wiping yourself): Like a mini shower for your bottom when it needs just a little more than toilet paper.
- Bidets: see #3
- Automatic hand soap dispensers: You don’t even have to touch the soap! (Oh, and automatic faucets could be included here too)
- Hand sanitizer, obviously.
- Car back up cameras and blind spot sensors: Now your car can tell you if you are almost hitting someone. You don’t have to feel the sole weight of responsibility!
- Automatic car lights: no need to keep checking if you turned off your lights.
- Disposable food prep gloves: for raw meat, for cooking for other people, for touching dirty laundry, for packing when you think there might be germs or viruses on things… yeah, I may have overused my food prep gloves.
- Any laundry or dish washing machine with a sanitize cycle: Extra peace of mind. And a good way to melt water bottle lids and shrink clothes.
- Those face masks that people sometimes wear in airports: because hello, what germs could be on airplanes!? Pretty much any! Also useful if you just came down with the flu while on vacation and must. get. home.
- The new security systems with cameras that you can see with your phone: You don’t even need to be home to see who is at your door or what is on your porch. Genius.
- Remotely controlled Nest/home thermostat things: Did I turn off the heater? Let me just check…my phone.
- Grocery store home delivery: For when you don’t want to contaminate the grocery store with whatever sickness you may or may not have.
- Disposable hand towels: Oh heavens, I have spent so much money on these. Because kids are gross and leave mysterious brown stains on normal towels that could be: chocolate, dirt, or something more sinister.
- Body wash (versus having to use bars of soap): Because when you really think about it, using one bar of soap to wash your entire body over and over again is kind of gross.
- Call your doctor services: No having to go into a doctor’s office? Yes! Avoiding germs? Hooray!
- Precooked chicken, sausage, any type of meat: Side stepping the need to use food handling gloves and being able to avoid hand washing one extra time is awesome.
- Antiviral tissues: Blow your nose AND kill that cold virus in one fell swoop!
- The Internet: the ultimate place to check and seek reassurance for basically anything.
Maybe I shouldn’t even say this but you do know that “sanatizing” everything just makes super bugs, right? Also, don’t you hate a wet under carriage if using wet wipes or a bedet? And finally just use two bars of soap for #16. Just make sure everyone knows the bar on the left is not for washing your face. 😉